The Tale of $HONK

$HONK
3 min readOct 27, 2020

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Once upon a time, in a clown country far far away named HONK, a new meme token named $HONK arose from a group of genius clowns — who now make up the population of the well-known Clown Town. They were tired of the prosecution of HONKERS and decided to rise up and take a stand.

Horrific footage captured of HONKER persecution.

The token started out with distributing the entire supply of 28k on October 2nd with a 55 $HONK airdrop to each participant. The catch? A simple message; Don’t buy HONK! This then sparked the goal nationally throughout the HONK community of hitting $0.The $HONK token came with a very unique feature, it was able to be farmed by providing liquidity and rewards could be claimed from… a telegram bot!? Crazy, right? The magic of $HONK doesn’t stop at telegram yield farming though, believe me when I say this… Back to the story however.

But the clowns of HONK could not adhere to this one simple rule and bought $HONK relentlessly!! Treacherous, I know! The dumb clowns bought with all of their hearts content and the token was able to hit an all time high of $12! The genius clowns were not happy with these numbers, as any honkers who held their airdrop and sold at this time could have sold for $660! This made the genius clowns furious so they were determined to reach the goal of $0. This was then known as the prophecy of HONK, it was legend throughout the lands and few thought it could even be accomplished. However, the genius clowns were persistent in completing the prophecy and worked extremely hard to do so.

Reaction of genius clowns to ATH

The battle was long and hard, people who FOMO’D fought valiantly but alas, were destroyed swiftly. The fudding clowns were able to storm the lands of Uniswap and scare any liquidity providers away, thus decreasing the price. Honk slowly dropped down, it remained as a $4 stable coin for awhile until another epic crusade was done by the genius clowns who managed to kidnap some token holders and force them to sell their $HONK. Honk then dipped below $1… it had finally happened, the prophecy had been fulfilled! There was a banquet in Clown Town as everybody rejoiced in $HONK’s $0 glory.

When the celebrations ended, the genius clowns once more needed a new challenge to undertake. This sparked the creation of a new prophecy, by an elder clown who goes by the name of Effex; $HONK to $100! The genius clowns thought long and hard about how this could be achieved as they wanted to make this prophecy a reality as soon as possible. They knew the foretelling would be true, but wondered when and how. This is when the genius clowns decided to take action. The price was currently $0.06 and while this did make the entirety of Clown Town once rejoice, they were now instead determined. Determined to get $HONK to $100. This would be no easy feat by any means and would require a massive multiplying increase of the price. Regardless, the genius clowns are of course genius clowns for a reason and have come this far. They are almost certain they can achieve this. We shall have to wait and see, perhaps not for long.

The tale of $HONK carries on.

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