The Tale of Honk carries on
As matters began to settle down in clown town, it was time for the genius clowns to plan. A heavy and heedful planning phase was needed for the clowns to achieve their new goal, to take $HONK to $100 which was set out by the elder clown Effex. The genius clowns trained as hard as they could, hour after hour and day after day; they could be permanently found in the local circus. There they would often involve themselves in intensive and arduous exercises, that are unknown to the general clown population. The clowns managed to perfect the art of buffoonery through these exercises and in quite a most spectacular way, we now not only have genius clowns… but genius bodybuilding clowns! The genius clowns were now even a larger force to be reckoned with than before (which seemed hard to top), with many able to do one-hand handstands, tricycle wheelies and even juggle 7 baby clowns at the same time! Truly impressive feats, no!?
Many different unique ideas were proposed by the genius clowns after their strenuous and rewarding clown training and many were very good and will almost certainly be used at a later date to fulfil the HONK prophecy. However, despite the successful and constructive brainstorming phase conducted by the clowns: with a multitude of epic initiatives, they all managed to settle on one particular idea. The ingenious idea the clowns agreed upon for now was to hold a Twitter competition- offering a random honker who retweets the tweet posted by the genius clowns very very very honky rewards. 30 $HONK will be given to a random participant and depending on how the magical honking twitter competition goes the rewards could be increased and there could be more winners. Make sure to get honking and check out the magical twitter friends, the genius clowns are relying on you to fulfil the prophecy and bring glory to the kingdom of Honk and all of Clown Town!
This is not the end of these honky rewards though, not by any means at all. The genius clowns are like I said in the previous tale, absolutely determined to accomplish the goal of $100 for $HONK and it’s looking nearer and nearer by the day. More developments will be coming to HONK and the genius clowns are constantly hard at work and making sure their opposites - the clown factory workers are slaving away in the clown factory night and day. Who knows what they might be up to? Are they creating zombie clown NFT’s for Halloween? Are they creating a honk child contract? Maybe even perhaps introducing a $HONK app. Only time will tell, stay honking fellow honkers. The genius clowns will not let you down.
The Tale continues
